I know you see me in my costume, minimal effort, And all it cost is the loss of enamel on my dentures, What I'm saying if you'll join me on this adventure, Is give me candy or give me death, I will never surrender, You must be feeling really slick with your fruits, But if you hand them to be you're getting kicked with a boot, I'm 16 stone, so I got nothing to prove, And if you're low on sweeties, then a cash sum will do (Just don't give me fruit, OK? I don't care if I'm 30 years old) Peanut butter cups, definitely god tier, Been fiending for them bad boys since I got here, I see you got nice jewels fitted in your iced ears, IT's quite clear, just pass me the bowl dear, I want candies, and chocolate to feast on, Why in the hell else would I run these streets son, White makeup, black cloak, sharp teeth on, Not leaving until I get at least one, They, saying that I'm old, Standing in the cold, looking like a ghoul in a costume, I'm pilfering your home, For the brown gold Not even october it's mid June I'm looking for a piece, A chocolately treat, Something I can eat and then regret, Through the streets shaking like a leaf Better give me sweets or give me death

Check the selective, techniques I'm developing, The five elements, minds bending, I'm on adrenaline, The first of the tenets attending at the conventions, Yes it's Anime, you guessed it, The weebs is in attendance, You gotta speak perfect Japanese, Kanji through to Kantonese Sleep with a Waifu, think Hentai is a masterpiece, Also accosted is cosplay in this element, Smell when you're pretending, so be sure that it is genuine, Next on the menu is a class that's less favoured, A collective getting matched with anarchists and sadists, Yes it's tech geeks, who runs the spreadsheets, To website design, and black hats with the web leaks, Arcana masters of the ethereal DDOS Who can build a PC up, next gen is their ethos, The elitist species, builds the grounds we search on, And work on 'til works done, No-one that you've heard of [CHORUS] Gather round students, let's look at the blueprint, The five elements of Nerdcore if the shoe fits, We all fit in categories, fact check on the allegory, Falling into factions forming, let me re-inact the story, Five elements, that's it, so when your niche is called, Put your fist into a ball, and throw it 20 stories tall Five elements, so yes, you better represent, And show your fellow gentlemen and ladies how your time is spent, Next we need to speak about the peeps that be geekin out, And seeking out alternative cover art's, don't leave em out, The comic book collective, who would relish a good read, The ink on the page, is embedded with good deeds, Badly represented in the Simpsons we all feel, When reading often people will treat them with a force field, But what these dorks wield, is an unlimited universe, With pages that are heard with every word that's served, Which brings us on to the next style, of goblins and reptiles, Stepping in set tiles, sword leave the dead piled, The fantasy genre nerds, a herd mentality, But the phasers set to kill, causing fatalities, Their fantasy worlds hold more girth than anything, Your puny earth, spit of dirt could ever be peddling, Your losing if your not deducing the secrets You rolled a 1 in your perception, so now you better beat it [CHORUS] Gather round students, let's look at the blueprint, The five elements of Nerdcore if the shoe fits, We all fit in categories, fact check on the allegory, Falling into factions forming, let me re-inact the story, Five elements, that's it, so when your niche is called, Put your fist into a ball, and throw it 20 stories tall Five elements, so yes, you better represent, And show your fellow gentlemen and ladies how your time is spent, Last on the agenda, the generational bridge, This tenet needs no mention, cause gaming is real big, All the frag bunnies, hunting, and running while they are gunning, Or they are sunning out in stunning locations while puzzle jumping, See them drifting round the bends, shooting, looting with their friends, They're recruiting newbie goonies, total strangers that they've met, With a down forward forward, punch, vouch for it here it comes, Slouched on the ground, hear the sound as it overruns, Fouls that they overcome, munch on powerups, Devout, devour , turn face like drinking sour punch, The mad power bunch, that lap up the storylines, Smack bang, gory times, swarming in a dorky shrine, Don't mind mines I find my times spent wisely, I've been firing dire and dying on the entire screen Nobody admires me, a train wreck disaster, A painless asterisk next to his name from the elements he's mastered

[INTRO: BANDITT] Survival at all costs, Right? But the bill's due, I used to get panic attacks, and I still do, Don't ever question what a man can or will do, For real food, medicine, and a place to sleep too, [VERSE 1: BANDITT] We creep through the rail yard, eyes wide for monsters, Alpha's got a pistol, I'm packing a shotgun, See I rolled my ankle, now I limp with a stick, Cruciate ligament, as painful as it gets, We're inside the old rec room it's pretty dark, Look! a first aid box, ain't much but its a start, I tear the box apart, antiseptic and some plasters I stuff them in my bag, but food is what I'm after There's a vending machine, Alpha breaks the glass Then as if by magic we hear moaning from the back We start to round up, get jumped from behind, A zombie, quick move, we make a break for the treeline [BREAK: BANDITT & ALPHA RIFF] BANDITT: Wait, wait! I can't move any quicker, my fucking leg is dead... Can you give me a hand a minute ALPHA: [Breathing heavily] Ok... Yeah BANDITT: I think we lost them, Gah! My leg! ALPHA: I got you man BANDITT: What's that noise? Is that? ALPHA: Dude! You hear that? BANDITT: Fuck! It's the herd! ALPHA: Shit! BANDITT: We need to move! [VERSE 2: BANDITT] Alpha's laying cover fire, limp through the trees See a house as we flee, maybe this is what we need I trip on a branch, laying prone on my back, Pull the shotty up close, give the walkers a blast, There's too many to fend off, I hear Alpha shouting They collapse on top, RRRAAAHHH go on without me! [VERSE 2: ALPHA RIFF] Ah shit, fuck, there’s fucking blood everywhere Walkers pouring out the woods Banditt’s screams misting the evening air I got maybe one bullet in my pistol But I’m counting at least ten of the braindead, hungry hostiles Use my pocket knife, nah machete Wait, scratch that, it’s passed a wall of zombs on Banditt’s blood drained body [BREAK: ALPHA RIFF] I can’t get to the body... fuck... he’s gone... he’s fucking gone... I’ve got to get out of here... There’s... there’s a house... I could barricade that... I gotta... I gotta do that... [VERSE 3: ALPHA RIFF] I find myself breaking right into a dead run Got to save life and limb cause it’s my last one Opened door frantic, find that furniture to prop A couch, a chair, a table, now I’m on that hiding spot Cellar door built in the floor, bolted, buried, Likely ignore, Perfect to weather the storm But down in its innards, Smelling their last dinner I’m hearing a noise and a scratch (what’s that?) Somewhere deep, deep in the back Oh shit, there’s a light coming from it Oh god, that’s something I never considered Sky pours from the ceiling, Outside entrance willing To let them all in, At their head is Banditt

[VERSE1] Battle like it's divine right, fight like I'm Iron Mike I'm as high as the kite that Ben Franklyn flew when the skies ignited I'm excited when the samurai's edge make you jump, When I swing and lump blunt weapons to your gums I'll turn you to dust, From dawn until dusk, With hattori hanzo cuts, or Dragon Slayer from Guts I could kill with a look, like I was Itachi Dark legions attack me, but they couldn't match me, I latch the whip, I'm quick and agile, Sun Tzu tactile, legions are fragile, All Might smile as everything burns, Meeting is adjourned, Police return evidence in urns, God mode when I'm striking, fighting leave opponents lifeless Aborigine tribes build statues in my likeness, Fight with Galadriel light, and Kratos might, Whether you crawl on your belly or attack from a height [CHORUS] We fight the darkest hordes, we're amassing swords Causing massive brawls, all without an afterthought, Face the evil dead, I'm leaving with their head, I'm packing serious lead, I'll paint the haunted house red, So bring the werewolves, Bring the phantoms, Bring zombies and Necromancers, I'll eat away at them like Cancer, with a lance or a dagger, Make you bow to the masters, the grim bastards [VERSE2] Bullets carved from Uranium, dumped in your cranium, A pain in the neck, Shady Castles getting raided in, Make you look a fool, Objectively I'm cruel, It's Amazing when I duel, with a spectre or a ghoul, Claymore hilt is made from a cross, So when I slash across your face it's an art, It'll do more than scar, see me explode into a swarm, And when the bats reform, best believe that it's war, I'm hungry and unfed, I am Marv off his meds, I was born and bred, to take that crab from your head, I can taste the blood on the wind like a shark does, Underwater beats get hit with the dart gun, Call me hellboy, I'm in the BPRD, Day walking vampire, sun rays can't harm me, I'll set them all aflame, It's a part of the game, Make all the monsters cower when the hear my name [CHORUS] We fight the darkest hordes, we're amassing swords Causing massive brawls, all without an afterthought, Face the evil dead, I'm leaving with their head, I'm packing serious lead, I'll paint the haunted house red, So bring the werewolves, Bring the phantoms, Bring zombies and Necromancers, I'll eat away at them like Cancer, with a lance or a dagger, Make you bow to the masters, the grim bastards

[VERSE 1] When she calls, better lift up the reciever, Because mystery and misery are equals to a dreamer, Hiroshima, in my chest as my heart imploded, She showed like origami and my head just folded She shaped and moulded, mind like a trove where gold is, She's gorgeous but it's merely a bonus I chose this life so I could spend it at your side, And until this life ends, I'll be your friend til we die, When the tide was too great, and the storm was in place, You can swim for the shore or you can brace for the waves Or you can dive in the deep, the darkness is peace, Take a bite and it's sweet beneath the armour you keep, You are solely my purpose for breathing, so know this, You and me we are soul mates, and every minutes been golden, And I know it wont be easy, not a walk in the park But you give purpose to the art of my Origami paper heart [CHORUS] Origami Paper heart, slightest pressure, breaks apart Origami Paper heart, shining light, brave the dark Origami Paper Heart, never end, make a start, Origami Paper Heart, Take the corners, fold in half [VERSE2] How many years have we been walking this tightrope? Never knowing the rules, like we were in Fight club, Ignoring the flames as we inhaled all the white smoke, I had high hopes, but was living with my eyes closed, Knees buckled under the pressure of the social anxiety, All the time I was just tryna live quietly, Whatever emotions I had stayed inside of me, But now I make sure these things arent defining me, We toughed it out, and I cant thank you enough Even time I fold hands you were calling my bluff, A shiny diamond way down in the rough, All the glitters is gold when your minds in a rut, The rains came and my paper heart wilted, But you took the pulp with a certain kind of skillset, My face dropped, had me feeling all jilted But you took shit and made gold, Rumplestiltskin [VERSE 3] I can't express with words my fragility, Or those feelings of pride you instill in me, My inhibitions are just silently killing me, I've just been feeling real low like a willow tree, I don't even feel a need to hide my thoughts, Hung to dry, my mind, tryna find the source, And I dont ever feel the need to sign the scores, I'm designed to implode, from inside of course, I dont ever think there'd be enough time for words, Or bars in a verse for me to describe your worth No matter how much time I scrounge and search No noun could compound the sounds you deserve Just promise me this, that no matter how tough it gets, You deserve nothing that is less that a hundred percent And no less, no time for a supplement, Wont make you suffer for what you deserve like the suffrogettes

[VERSE1] I'm in a dodo plane, bought an island in the sea, Boarding, flying, racking mileage, now we gliding in the breeze, Procuring mats for all my needs, sitting under palm trees, Out here living like a dream, doing whatever I please, But it occurred to me, I need leg room, chilling, I helped build this village, need my house much bigger, So I speak to Tom Nook, what's a couple more bells, Need to make the place swell, in the place that I dwell, Need a bridge and an incline, cards about to decline, Oak wood street signs, more cash, be fine, Then I brought a couple friends, and they all need houses, Need a couple spends, and you know I'm about it, Splash bells on a fountain, building the township, Show me a new outfit, it'll be the same outcome, But then I'm speaking to Tom and I see his mood change, Too strange, he turns to me and he says [BRIDGE] You in deep with the sharks, here boy, I'm not playing around, it gets dark here boy, Don't get snarky boy, I'm about to raise hell, Hear your heartbeat boy, better get my bells, It ain't all fishing and daisy's round here girl, Yeah, people go missing for real, round here girl, I think your mission is clear, down here girl, Fetch my bells or you gon disappear girl, [CHORUS] I'm at Nook's for the bucks, bigger loan out and such, But he's cold with the look, got me frozen and shook, Now I'm holding the goods, before he closes the book I'm just hoping he don't go self destruct on me for good, You get a loan, you gotta pay that, (Nook if you buck) Selling bugs you better save that (Save up your trust) Or Tom be digging where your grave at, (There in the muck) While you be picking out a suede hat, (hats be looking good) [VERSE2] I'm asking Izzy, is he really this unhinged Or this just something that's got his brain rumbling, But I can hear him coming, slowly mumble to himself, Something about fetching his steel axe from the shelf, Going fletching, I felt wasn't really what he meant, Couldn't hear what he said, but he seemed to be upset, So I scramble back to my house, start gathering my items, Thinking raccoons good at fighting or just proficient at biting, This is frightening, I need a nook miles ticket, I need those dodo headed idiots, to get me gone in an instant, And then I think to myself, what would K.K Slider do? Probably go viral, and pay off his entire dues, That's kind of aspiring, maybe I'll be fine, Tom's a business man, it's in his interest to be kind All this time, I'm discussing, thinking up inside of my head, I never saw him in the doorway but this is what he said, [BRIDGE] You in deep with the sharks, here boy, I'm not playing around, it gets dark here boy, Don't get snarky boy, I'm about to raise hell, Hear your heartbeat boy, better get my bells, It ain't all fishing and daisy's round here girl, Yeah, people go missing for real, round here girl, I think your mission is clear, down here girl, Fetch my bells or you gon disappear girl, [CHORUS] I'm at Nook's for the bucks, bigger loan out and such, But he's cold with the look, got me frozen and shook, Now I'm holding the goods, before he closes the book I'm just hoping he don't go self destruct on me for good, You get a loan, you gotta pay that, (Nook if you buck) Selling bugs you better save that (Save up your trust) Or Tom be digging where your grave at, (There in the muck) While you be picking out a suede hat, (hats be looking good) [VERSE3] Now I'm shaking all the trees, eye swollen from the bees, I'm only in need of a couple more g's, this is easy, please I'm shaking rocks for the gold that they drop, Digging fossils non-stop, beach combing til I drop, Then I sit and take stock, see that flick's in town, Grab some grasshoppers, brown dung beetles that I found, March right into town, my loan is there or there about, Nod to the able sisters, guess they heard the word of mouth, Purple blouse? when I'm debt free maybe for the hell of it Hold up, wait, wait, is that Kid Cat's helmet? Are those hiking boots, a lab coat and a curly moustache? Do I dare even ask what the price is for that? So, long story short, I got my whole winter outfit, Burst into Nooks Cranny with my shades looking selfish, I dump down my items ready to sell to the twins, They grin, they turn to me and they sing [BRIDGE] You in deep with the sharks, here boy, (BOY) I'm not playing around, it gets dark here boy, (BOY) Don't get snarky boy, we're about to raise hell, Here my dad comes boy, better get our bells, It ain't all bug catching antics round here girl, Yeah, people go missing for real, round here girl, I think your mission is clear, down here girl, Fetch our bells or you gon disappear girl, [CHORUS] You get a loan, you gotta pay that, (Nook if you buck) Selling bugs you better save that (Save up your trust) Or Tom be digging where your grave at, (There in the muck) While you be picking out a suede hat, (hats be looking good) Timmy and Tommy got me in hand (Oh, no) I'm about to get trashed like a bin man (That's gross) Tom enters, this is it man, (Here's Tommy!) But, real quick, how much is that train set? (ooh, that's nice)

[VERSE 1: BANDITT] This is a war dance, in the horse stance, One glance, I can make miso Ramen of your organs, No talking, I'm waiting for the dubs, With a guillotine kick make mash of your spuds Skip across the slate rooftops without a sound, Your feet wont touch the ground, help is nowhere to be found You are a snake in the shadow of the eagle as I fly, Gi billows as I glide, Samehada at my side, Come and go like the tides, I can crash like a waterfall, The nimbus that I ride is quick and it is portable, Desist with your audible, cries for mercy, My fist is Iron, my blood lust is thirsty, Meditating in the waterfall do not disturb me, Fluid soul, you would need a whole army to merc me, Get my hands dirty, you got opioid teeth, Tenshi no Hi, yoga fire when I speak "Hey, you" when I'm pissed, broken ribs soldier on, AU on my wrist, cause the kid got the golden arms, Slay you with my fist, got balls like a Pokémon, I think you get the gist, if you miss then I'm 0 for 1 I'm over 9 thousand, see your power and I'll match it, And when you catch it, see your skin turn ashen Best believe every punch thrown at me I'll catch it, The Axe gang armed with sharp suits and hatchets [VERSE 2: LOGICONE] As deadly as it gets try my no shadow kick My eagle claw rips through your intercepting fist Meditating in hte mist the beast from the abyss Wields the monkey king staff dagger in a reverse grip Throwing darts, aiming for hearts as I backflip A shaolin disciple taught me how to make the track kick Poison buddha palm drunken box with a flask I rock a school uniform and a domino mask Cherry blossoms at my feet Try my (Shadow Technique) Compared to masters I'm elite knuckles tempered with heat Splitting leaves with my flying sleeves, one with the breeze Skipping across lily pads and leaping over the trees, Check my body weight control, Iron shirt and soul Very similar hardness to an Iron wood pole My focus is on my locust, the position is lotus I memorised the manual now I eat, breathe it and quote it A gentle touch, can reduce you to dust With little notice, two finger strike puncture skin and muscle alike Master of the magic mountain thunder sword breaks night My energy propels flight, soldier touched by light, My Tensaiga pushed me to the head of the eight tigers, Were required to master the 36 and bathe in fire Topple the empire like a Street Fighter, We'll battle the entire army that they've compiled

[VERSE 1] I will crash through dungeons, Hunting for all of your monsters Honest, I have lived through countless horrors, I have lived my life in honour, Follow all your rules and guides, I will never be surprised, I can Look in basilisk eyes, and blow a mindflayers mind, My stats are rolled so perfect, I am offering my service, To the lowly people that we meet, no beasts, I make them nervous, My many deeds are known to be the root of all my power As I quest for XP, press adeptly, less a medley more devour, As I roll initiative, my swift disposition is to Close on your position, kill and split like cell division, Let's see how a copper scaled dragon, answers to my broad sword, You think I wont back flip off this sarcophagus, of course, And do a triple, double front flip, plunging deep my blade of flames, And cast a third level fireball to haul him to his grave, OK, so tell me dungeon master, what kind of roll you after? Two D Twenty's both 1's, what a whole disaster, [CHORUS] I just came to wreck the dungeons, I have played for many years, But it seems I can't stop dying, why am I reduced to tears, I have been so many races, put me in the hall of fame, I have had so many faces, but they all end up the same, I will die upon my sword, spill my blood on hallowed ground, So I'm only level 3, you're sounding kinda judgy, wow People tell me, take it easy, D&D is just for fun, It's not my fault, I keep on dying, maybe this whole dungeons dumb [VERSE 2] Doesn't matter, mage or monk, my tale was sung by pages 1, Barbarian will rage quit, who knew sewer rats were dangerous, I'm feeling jaded, of course I'm blaming the dungeon master, But after I cross examined, other candidates, retracted, And in fact it's a little more likely that the problem is The guy rolling the dice, is a tiny bit incompetent Opulent in optimism, driven by my need to be, The hero people see to be, but ends up failing miserably Judging by my history, the only time they'd call my name, Is if the village furnace was low, and needed bodies for the flames In fact, one time rescuing a kitty from a tree, I rolled a three, snapped a branch and plummeted three feet, Hit my knee and broke my femur on the boulder beneath, Angered a hive of bees who descended as I screamed, Barely surviving as the wolves came in threes after me, I survived the encounter but was eaten by the fleas [CHORUS] I just came to wreck the dungeons, I have played for many years, But it seems I can't stop dying, why am I reduced to tears, I have been so many races, put me in the hall of fame, I have had so many faces, but they all end up the same, I will die upon my sword, spill my blood on hallowed ground, So I'm only level 3, you're sounding kinda judgy, wow People tell me, take it easy, D&D is just for fun, It's not my fault, I keep on dying, this whole dungeons dumb [VERSE 3] I just came to wreck the dungeons, plundering the treasures deep Measure of my pleasure comes from whether I end up deceased, I'm enlightened by critique, leaping into dungeons deep, These encounters they repeat, so frequent they put me to sleep So call me weak, I'm into story driven types of narrative Embarrassing, this dimly lit hovel that you have us in, The cobblestone caverns filled with all types of ravenous, Goblins or wolves and other things I can imagine it, Barrel through the depths, getting braver just a little bit, Until we reach the end boss, but it's a dragon isn't it? These tales are getting infamous for being just a little shit, But I have just the supplement, something of a better fit, Maybe I could take the reigns, and instead of being armour clad, I could make an army of horrid hags on tiger backs, A siege of a mythical castle, atop mossy bricks, Until you find the king wizard, now payback is a bitch